I was baffled!...
Who knew that leaving your table napkins laying about could create such an embarrassment?
I just had to rush down to the shop and ask for a pre wrapped box of table napkins ...
Although for some reason the explanation from the very helpful clerk seemed more embarrassing than buying a box of condoms!
Whilst he was packaging my purchase...
I spied this!...
Just the thing!... I thought
It is always nice to let a potential suitor know what it is that you are seeking...
A little drop of glue on the back with the trusty hot glue gun to attach a safety pin and... Hey Presto!... You have your own subtle advertising badge.
Pin one to your sporran at the next highland gathering you attend and see if you can't catch a caber or two...
Here's looking up your kilt.... Darlings...
Some people actually wrap up their napkins and use them again for another meal! I never knew such poverty existed.
ReplyDeletemj obliterated my bafflement.
ReplyDeleteEverybody needs napkins to dab away their dribbles of tomato sauce.
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It was time you started thinking outside the box, Norma.
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