Monday, December 31, 2012

Should Old Aquaintence Be Forgot....


Happy New Year Dhaaarlings!!






Bottoms up Darlings...

Sunday, December 30, 2012

"The Year of the Arse Celebrations".... Coming to an End????

Not likely Dhaaarlings...

Princess has been thoroughly pleasured to have been celebrating the year of the arse with you all...




And so... My gift to you for 2013 will be to continue to celebrate "The Arse" for another year!

I thaught you would be pleased!

It's a difficult job having to troll through so much porn ... er... read through so many intresting and informitive articles on your behalf in order to do this... as you see... personally it gives me no pleasure what so ever....
But someone... I guess.... must make the sacrifice....




I found this lovely shot whilst researching "Shit Creek"

No Paddle's here... just a pole or two....



And this one turned up when researching the practice of "69ing" it looks more like "96 ing" thanks to my kyebaording dixlescia...



And I might even branch out occasionally and bring you some
 "touched-up" footballers.... and I don't mean airbrushed....



One just never knows what my research might uncover next....

Bottoms Up Darlings....

Thursday, December 27, 2012

A furry Fungal Christmas....


I appologise for not sending a card this year Dhaaarlings....

Fungal Christmas Tree


I knew I'd put them somewhere safe but by the time I'd found them... they'd gone all mouldy....



Fungal Snowman

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Consider them as a living card... Darlings..






Saturday, December 22, 2012

Christmas at The Palais....


Merry Christms Dhaaarlings...
















Dinner with family... Tea with more friends and family...

Boxing day laying guts up on the couch

Have a lovely festive season... and spend time with those that you love...

None of us know just how much time we have on this earth... So while we're still here make the most of it darlings....

Hugs and Kisses...

Princess OXOXOXO

An Anti Climax...

Hello Dhaaarlings...

As you can see we are all still here.... The End of the world failed to cum...  so what better reason to continue the celebration???


Let's start with  some lovely balls...

Then move on to some Christmas Arse...







I don't think that I stipulated wether they would appeal or not did I?



But I guess at least Santa looks like he's been a good boy....


Bottoms up Darlings...

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

Let the Madness Begin...

Hello Dhaaarlings...

I have to admit that I really loathe leaving the house at this time of the year and having to fight my way through the Hoards of Christmas Shoppers... Screaming spoilt children, Frazzled Mothers and Disintrested Fathers... all out searching for that "special" something... Not to mention redirecting the disoriented elderly folk that have become confused from all the bright and shiny decorations...

I cannot believe the amounts of stuff that I see getting pushed about in shopping trolleys... and yes I do mean the plural!

Often there seems to be enough food piled up in the trolly until it can almost hold no more...  containing enough food and drink to feed a small country let alone just one family!

And don't start me on the amounts of toys and crap that get purchased for their kids...

A trolley full of crap each!!!....
Do parents these days feel that they need to buy their childrens love? I mean just because I want something doesn't mean that I need to have it. Luckily I had parents that could say No!
OK, so I might have got a little angry because my want was refused, I might have thrown the odd tantrum and as a result have been sent to my room... But it didn't make me love them any less. And thinking back I  think that their saying No probably made me love and appreciate them more as I grew older. They knew what I needed.
It was their job as a parent to set boundaries and limits on our behaviours, to give us time out to reflect, to provide a safe place to learn these things in a loving environment... to meat our needs as best they could given the circumstances... and they certainly were not our "Friends" growing up. They earned our respect as our parents... The friendship came later as we reached adulthood.

Love was always a given...

Christmas morning there was always a gift under the tree... It may not have always been something that I thought I wanted... but it was always something that I needed.

Enough reflection...

I've done my shopping for Christmas this year thankfully...
The Empress and I pool our megre resources and start purchasing small gift items for the Grandchildren/Nieces and Nephews from about June onwards. With around 25 little people to cater for we need to make an early start...
The Empress usually takes charge of the storage of these items until about this time of year... and really sometimes it is like watching a squirrel trying to find its well buried nuts... when the time comes for sorting and wrapping of the gifts. It is not unusual to find a bag of goodies that were purchased the year before and hidden so well that at the time it required an emercency trip to town to replace the "Missing" items...

Fortunately this year dispite the chaos there have been no such surprises...

It's all wrapped taged and organised.... each family has a bag of gifts ready to be delivered or picked up (Which ever event comes first).... Things needing to be posted have been sent last week.

So this year for a nice change we seem to be well on top of things...

Which means that I have more time to post Arse for your pleasure...










See...
I told you I'd been busy wrapping gifts....

Darlings...


Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Strange Goings On...

Hello Dhaarlings...

So much for my grand attempt at posting something every day...
 It all came to a grinding halt yesterday when every time I tried to get onto the interwebs I kept getting strange and wondrful messages from my ISP that claimed I wasn't a customer and would have to sign up again for service. Including the perchase of a new modum thingy and a start-up pack!....


My old computer crashed bigtime recently and I've been using another borrowed from my Bro.
Strange thing is that his Email accounts etc are all coming through to here dispite him having closed his service
The computer wont allow me to set up another Email account for myself either...

After trolling through their data farming forms trying to explain that i was still a paying customer and registered as so, with them  and continually getting sent to more bullshit pages that i'd alredy filed the infomation required on... I did the only sane thing that i could think of...


In frustration I turned the whole damn machine off at the wall! Stood up from the desk and slowly walked away...

That was yesterday!

Today I turned the damn thing on again and bingo! I have connection again! Go figure?

So anyway.... there's the story so far....
 I'll try and make the most of an opportunity... such as it is... by posting some more Arse.

As who knows for how long I will continue to remain on line?....










Till next time Darlings....

(When ever that might be!...)

Bottoms Up!...

Sunday, December 16, 2012

Scratch and Sniff????....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

I'm not really all the much of a football fan but don't you just love it when footballers of any code get into a little flirting on the field?




There's often a little bit of nekkid bonding that goes on either before or after the game...





A little more Flirting...






More Bonding...






And eventually maybe even a first Date..







I'm becoming more of an observer of all codes rather than a true fan or follower of any team in particular....

Does that make me terrible Darlings?...



Bottoms Up!

Saturday, December 15, 2012

There's One For Every Occasion....



Hello Dhaaarlings...

There is one for every occasion after all....

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Made from Urinal air freshener cakes... Mmmmm Yummmy....

I'd much prefer a nibble on one of these instead... Thanks all the same!






Celebrate Darlings... Time is running out....

Friday, December 14, 2012

The End Is Amost Nighty Night.....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

I'm so exhausted I can barely crawl my way upstairs...


I'd like to be able to tell you that i spent the day in 38 degree celcius heat lounging on the beach watching the surf life saver boat crews doing each other  going through their paces... and dealing with their adoreable annoyingly hungry arses chewing up their speedo's...


But alas... I spent eight hours on the road accompanying the Empress to see one of the grandchildren/nieces graduate from primary school... It only seems like yesterday that she was starting off in preps...And now next year she will be off to high school... how time flies!
I don't know about you but... Does time seem to go quicker as we age? It feels like it does for me.
This year in particular has seemed to have just gone! And I'm still not sure quite where????

Turned out to be a lovely night spent with family

It was a small country school and the 2012 graduation class cosisted of only 4 students!
3 girls and one boy. The school has a very active gardening program of whicvh the kids all participate and this year they took out First Place in the State-wide competition in the catagory for a school with under 100 students! Yes!...  That's right Under 100 students total!
The drive home was through the occasional thundersorm and torrential downpour it was a very long time to be stuck behind the wheel but at the same time quite enjoyable driving along highways with harvested crops of wheat, canola barley, and hay, on either side of the road.

Oh and the occasional slow crawl behind a combine harvester being followed by huge portable silos that take up the whole width of the road in both directions.... making it quite impossible to pass until they find a place wide enough to pull over as to wave you past...

Thank goodness I managed to get some stronger pain relief earlier in the week. I can manage to drive without it causing too much pain now... Prior to this about an hour was all I could manage without having to stop to stretch out and rest my arms due to the pain... it made longer trips all that much longer having to stop all the time.  Today in comparison seemed like a breeze. For once... I'm not in pain... but just very very tired.

It's still a balmy 26 degrees C
So...
I'll be assuming this position.... on top of the bed.... for much of the night... with the fan on to circulate the air...


You know that you're more than welcome to join me Darling..

And as I always say...

Bottoms Up!

Especially if you want to catch a breeze....

Thursday, December 13, 2012

The End is Nigh....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

Not the end of the world as some might have us believe.... It is just that the end of 2012 rapidly approaching...

And you know what that means?....

It means that celebrating the "Year of the Arse" is also rapidly drawing to a close...

So in order to go out on a high... Princess will be attempting to finish the year by posting a posterior or 2 for every day  of what remains of the year

Starting today Darlings...

Consider it my Christmas gift from me to you.... You know that I'm really just a tight arse...




Bottoms Up Darlings...

Saturday, December 8, 2012

But Wait!.... There's More....

Hello Dhaaarlings...

The show's over for another year and the accolades just kept coming...
I have been truly overwhelmed with the response to my costuming feats from the general public that attended the shows along with the pride that the kids have shown in wearing them...

Last night the show went off without a hitch and the kids had a lot more confidence the second tome around... you gotta remember that some of them have never been on stage before let alone taken on a lead role in any form of entertainment. 
They all performed like they had been hoofing the boards for years!
I'm so very proud of the little darlings despite the "hissy-fits" and "dramas" along the way... that seem to accompany adolescents everywhere...

Here are some more pictures from the show....


Annie's return from Hooverville...


NYC...


"Star to Be"...
I just loved making the pink dress.... and the little cloche hat to go with it!



"Miss Hannigan"... "Rooster".... and "Lilly St Regis" ("That Dumb Hotel")



"Lilly and Rooster"


"Mr and Mrs Mudge"


"Easy Street"


"Annie"... "Warbucks" and "Sandy" asleep on the floor...


"Bert Healy" and the "Boylen Sisters"...singing up a storm...


Listening to the Oxident Hour of Smiles


The Orphans during reprise of "Never Fully  Dressed Without a Smile"


Meanwhile back at the mansion....


"Sandy" and "Annie"


Orphans in party dresses...


Miss Hannigan meeting the President...


The "gig" is up!.... for "Mr and Mrs Mudge"....


More party dresses...

And just remember Darlings...


This was a little gift for me from the cast...